NOW AT XKNITTEDFISHX
Is, contrary to popular belief, not a fresh or saltwater animal made out of wool, but a person who spends her time (far too much of it) trying to, under the ifluence of strong tea, transform uninteresting bits of grayish-brown paper into monsrtaguously fantasmagorifying works of art.
... what comes out, of course, is a completely different matter.
Let's just say that if my mind was a room, there'd be unpleasant things crawling under the floorboards.